Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in bickford's LiveJournal:

Saturday, January 22nd, 2005
4:03 am	SWAP SHOP i think me an megan are going to the swap shop tomorrow . lemme know if anyone wants to go with (5 Comments |Comment on this)
2:37 am	extremely niggery shit some darkies broke into my car an stole my laptop.. im pissed cause i lost curb your enthusiasm season 1 along with it. ive got wanna those new GLAD forceflex trash bags stretched over the busted window. they actually stretch very well. you could probly fill one with all kinds of bulky sharp objects and it wouldnt tear. who gives a shit about fucking trash bags though. i just made a turky sandwich and im going to sleep on my patio. if anyone wants to cheer me up call my house 954 752 2020 cause im a fat lazy asshole an my cell got shut off. Current Mood: frustrated Current Music: the fucking champs III (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 18th, 2005
9:45 pm	BALAGNA SANDWICHES BIG CRAZY MEXICAN SPRINTS ACROSS THE DAYROOM, HURDLES THE HARD PLASTIC LUMP SHAPED LIKE A COUCH " YOU THINK IM A CHIKO ? ... YOU THINK IM A CHIKO !? " :;: thwupt ::: I RUBB MY EYES IN DISBELIEF THEN START CHUCKLING TO MYSELF. THE THWUPT SOUND WAS THIS HAITON GUY IN A NECK BRACE HITTING THE FLOOR AFTER THE CHIKO BITCH SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. THAT WAS MY 2ND DAY IN. IT WAS RIGHT AROUND THAT TIME THAT I REALIZED THAT SOMETHING WASNT RIGHT. PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE POD I WAS IN WAS FILLED WITH SCABBY CRACKHEADS, RETARDS, GUYS WITH BROKEN LEGS,GUYS WITH NO LEGS, AN THEN WAS WAS A COMBO OF ALL 4 THERE WAS A SCABBY CRACKHEAD WITH NO FUCKING LEGS SLITHERING AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE . I THINK IT WAS RIGHT ABOUT THEN THAT I REALIZED THAT I WAS IN THE DISABLED AND MENTALY RETARDED WARD AT THE NORTH BROWARD CORRECTIONAL FACILTY. FUNNIEST GUY IN THE WHOLE PLACE WAS BREADMAN.. THEESE BLACK GUYS STARTED CALLING HIM BREADMAN ONE NIGHT AT DINNER AFTER HE RAN AN SLID 12 FEET ACROSS THE FLOOR AN SCOOPED UP A DISGAURDED PEICE OF WHEAT BREAD THAT SOMEONE DROPPED.. I DUNNO IF HE WAS STARVING OR JUST NUTS. BUT IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS WATCHING A GROWN MAN PENGUIN SLIDE ACROSS A GROSS MILDUEY FLOOR FOR A PEICE OF BREAD . I START MY HOUSE ARREST IN 3 WEEKS. WE JUST LEFT CHINEESE SUPER BUFFET. I THREW UP SUSHI OUT OF MY NOSE.. I CANT GET THE SMELL OF BARF OFF MY FACE. I JUST GOT TO SOLID SOUND FOR GLADIATORS PRACTICE.. THE BAND SOUNDS GOOD BUT GERRET LOOKS LIKE HES CONSTIPATED WHEN HE PLAYS. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 22nd, 2002
10:07 pm	olear,rich,brian and slow tim in miami this sunday started out just like evry other one with the guys meetin up around noonish arguing over where evryone wants to go then headin down to miami.olears a rather strange kid. he wont just chill with the ac flowin nice he'll either have it full blast where you just sit there cold as shit with tears frozen to your face [or] the bitch will put your windows on childlock and turn the ac off all together witch is equal to sitting in a stuffy attic with 5 fat dudes.It seems like whenever i skate with the kid some weird shit goes down its either a 40 year old intoxicated mexican accusing him of stealing his skateboard and flashing his little orange dick or in this case olear getting attacked and bittin by a stubby jack russel terrier.We skated UM for about an hour then stole 21 sodas and dipped to the next spot.5 min into us skating the jew rails im chillin in the grass with a broken board,slow tims doing good noseslides and rich is off to the side learning kung foo from some crazy Israelian war veteran.Im not sure how much kung foo this guy realy new cause im pretty sure i saw the guy showing rich how to bite someones face off.I guess it shows you just how commercialized skateboarding has gotten when even bums talk to you about TONY HAWK and the X GAMES.Oh yeah i guess olear was feelin a bit homoish and decided he wanted to caress riches chin. eek (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 10th, 2002
3:42 am	the skooter is gone for good =-( i guess it all hasnt realy settled into my head yet that i will never feel the humid florida breeze blow through my nappy ass hair.its gonna be hard to let her go knowing some asshole is gonna buy her for dirt cheap in some shitty police auction.we didnt let her go down without a fight.seriously that bitch has never let me down once even after we overrolled the odometer she still has the stregnth of a weak donkey. westway towing FUCK YOU and your hugeass stone walls with 35 security cameras and your sorryass sleeping but still scary dogs. skooter im gonna miss you man jesnoell will one day ride agian (12 Comments |Comment on this)